John Doe likes the internet.

It was only a matter of time, folks. Facebook is the new Soviet Russia, aiming to destroy our very way of life and making us conform to their standards.

First piece of evidence: what’s up with those ads on the sidebar? They’re clearly monitoring what sites we visit to, in a complete breach of our privacy.

Second piece of evidence: world wide web-communism. That’s right. If Facebook had its way, every website, regardless of social status or economic class, would have the exact same rights to have a “like” button.

Facebook is planning to introduce a ‘like’ button that web publishers owners can put on any piece of content on their sites… The like buttons will be integrated into Facebook, so that web users will be able to keep track of — and share — their interactions with any third party site on the social network.

Because that’s exactly what Karl Marx would have wanted.